Why The Equuschick Carries Notebooks

And what happens when she does.

"I walked into the doctor's office, signed my papers, and sat down to wait. I thought to myself 'I could read The Twelve & The Genie or I could read one of the magazines.' I glanced at the table, and the first thing that caught my eye was Bill Clinton's image on the Nov. '05 issue of the Ladies' Home Journal. 'President Bill Clinton opens up about marriage, Chelsea, his health, the war and his new passion to save kids from obesity.'
I was appalled. So appalled, in fact, that I lost all interest in both magazines and books and decided instead to whip out my notebook and record what I thought about an impeached president found guilty of adultery and lying under oath being asked to share his insights on marriage and children with the readers of a women's magazine dedicated to the home.
It just goes to show how silly women are in general, I suppose. A man with gray hair and a warm smile- Of course he would know everything about marriage and the home!
(Well, wrecking it anyway.)
I'm glad he's working towards reducing obesity in children. It would be nice if children could have honest fathers who are faithful to their mothers' too, but children can't have everything. Life isn't fair."

At that point, The Equuschick was called to see the doctor. Bill Clinton had a very narrow escape.