Thursday, June 30, 2011

Four Moms Picnic



 Don't miss what the other three mamas have to say:

 

When my children were little, sometimes we had picnics out in the backyard, or we packed up snacks and went to a park or a creek. Sometimes if the weather was uncooperative, we had a picnic on the living room floor.  Once I even provided a plastic ant I found at a thrift shop.
We've often packed picnic meals for road trips, stopping to eat at rest areas, city parks, or a museum along the wat.

I asked the Progeny what their favorite picnic food is:

HG: It depends on the picnic, but crackers, cheese, lunchmeat, or an egg salad sandwich.

Equuschick: She wasn't with us when I posed the question, but I guarantee you it will be something with lots of protein.

JennyAnyDots- Snacky foods, like chips and dip, vegetables and dip, or fruit and dip.

Pip- cheese salad sandwiches.  I suppose I (the HM) should explain.  These are not frugal unless you have a really frugal source for cheese (we buy it on sale in bulk and freeze it), and those who worry about cholesterol may have a heart attack just thinking about them, but they are tasty, very high in protein, and, I agree with Pip, delicious. The high protein/fat content makes them an excellent choice for most of the common room folk, who feel poorly after loading down with carbs.  Not that we don't that anyway, unfortunately.  But anyhoo, You take grated cheddar cheese (sharp is ideal), and combine it with crumbled bacon,and then add just enough mayonnaise to bind it together.  Think egg or tuna salad.  Now stir in a couple generous spoonfuls of your favorite relish, chutney, or chow-chow.  Snipped chives or green onions are tasty, too.  Spread on bread or toast. If you are not going to be able to eat it for several hours, either toast the bread or spread it thinly with butter to keep the bread from getting damp and slimy.

FYG: Potato Salad

FYB: roasted turkey sandwiches with muenster cheese, lettuce, and mustard. Watermelon

The Cherub- generally just wants food.

Me: A favorite of mine is crackers and pimiento cheese, or the above cheese sandwiches. Sandwiches made with Chinese pork and cream cheese in pocket bread are also a nice picnic food.

We also have been known to take advantage of the ten dollar chicken bucket at Walmart- depending on your Walmart, you spend ten dollars and get three pounds of your favorite chicken (we usually choose popcorn chicken, BBQ boneless chicken wings, and chicken tenders)- one Walmart in our area also lets you choose popcorn shrimp. Unfortunately, the one closest to us has raised the price to twelve dollars and and you only get two chickens and one side dish.

We also fill water bottles ahead of time and put them in the freezer. Power bars make a nice dessert, and this molasses coconut cake travels well.
These two pies are also good picnic fare.

If we're going to a pitch-in picnic, with lots of other families, I like to bring something like this salad.  I use frozen corn and don't bother defrosting it first.

What do you like to bring to a picnic?  Share below:

1. You must link to a specific relevant post on your blog.
2. Your post must include a link to at least one of the 4 Moms.
3. Your post must be completely family friendly (and your blog should be pretty family friendly, too)

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Yard Sales, Blueberry Pretzels and Insanity

 The above mug isn't actually a yard sale item.  It's going in the trash because the handle is broken and it's chipped in four or five places.  But for a long time it was my favorite mug. When the handle broke I used it as a pencil holder because I loved it so much.  We bought it at a small craft shop in some town we were passing through and would never see again.  I've never found a replacement. 

 Porcelain egg, pretty, pretty.  Price?  I don't know.


 Vintage Folger's coffee can, no lid.  Price?  No clue.  No lid, no clue, no brains left.  I'm going nuts here.

 Basket of stuff still to be priced.  I have no idea what that vase thing with the holes is.  Incense burner, maybe?  Cardinal china definitely.  The pretty blue and white teacups, unfortunately, are missing their handles.

 Saucers- I decided to keep them because, as I have mentioned, I have lost my mind.


 Above are curtains, my great-grandmother's.  They probably are at least fifty years old.  I'd keep them if there was an extra pair of the rose curtains, or if the farm scene curtains were longer.  I totally love the idea of fifty year old curtains in my windows.

Glass paperweight- keeping this because it matches the guest room.

Blueberry pretzels?  I'm eating them.  They are yogurt covered, blueberry flavored, and it was the easiest thing to eat while pricing yard sale stuff.

Setting up tonight and tomorrow morning at 5 a.m.  Two truckloads coming from The Rattery garage.

I mentioned the insanity?

We're going out of town Friday night and Saturday.

Open Heart, Open Home, Week 1

This is will perhaps seem disjointed- I'm just reading the book and commenting on the things that strike me in the order that they strike me. You may be a more organized reader and thinker than I, or you may find that some other point I didn't even mention is the crux of a particular chapter, and you may feel I just danced around the edges, never getting to the meat. Whatever your response, share it in the linky below or in the comments. I'd like to hear.

The foreward- the phrase 'hospitality because of Christ' jumped out at me. That's the motivator, the reason, and the goal.  I suspect when hospitality feels like a burden it's because I've lost that focus.

Chapter One: She talks about her own heritage with hospitality. She also explains that when she and her husband looked for a new home, they specifically looked for one that would accommodate many people.  My parents did the same- whenever they moved and looked for a new house, it had to be built so they could host a large group.  We did the same thing when we built this house- the Common Room is specifically there so we can host a large group.

My parents chose cars the same way. They always wanted at least one more seat than we had family members so they could give somebody in need a ride to church.  Likewise, when we were in the market for a van, we looked for one with more seats than we had passengers.

But you know what?  Even if you don't have this kind of hospitality heritage, you can start that legacy- and if you are a Christian, you have the legacy of a crowd of witnesses, believers who have gone before you, who are your spiritual family.

Is hospitality a priority for you?  What are some things you have done differently than the norm in order to make hospitality possible?

She shares the rules she learned as a child for accepting hospitality- eat what is offered. Make no comments about not liking the food.  Hospitality is a mutual relationship, somebody must give, somebody must receive. We must be willing to be on either end.

In the front introduction of the book Extending the Table, Paul Longacre (husband to Doris, who wrote The More With Less Cookbook) tells the story of a time he and two other North American Mennonites were visiting with a local church leader in Argentina. They asked him how he would begin to share the gospel with other indigenous people who do not have churches. His response, after a moment of thought, was to say, "I would go and eat their food." Then he began to weep.

When Jenny went to the Philippines, the group leader stressed this to his charges. They would all eat what they were served, would smile, and be polite about it, and there would be no complaints and no discussions about how much better the food at home is.

There are a few tips here on visiting other cultures.

What did you think of the story of the toad in the cup of water?

"time and finitude, those human dimensions, have nothing to do with the spiritual world where past, present, and future- 'the yesterday and today and for ever'- are all the same. In meditative prayer, in ministry, in hospitality, I have a sense of the weight of those others, the communion of that saintly fellowship.'

She speaks of meals as a sacred time, where more than food is shared. Lives are shared.  Comfort. Friendship.   The Bible says God sets the lonely in families.  I think this is one of the ways He does this.

chapter two: Oh, there is so much good stuff in chapter two. I hope you read it, I really do. It's excellent. I think I 'd like to quote about every other sentence.

What might happen if ALL Christians practiced the gift of hospitality?



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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Yard Sale Madness






This is just, as Berty Wooster might have said, the old p. t. of the i.  My living room is a disaster.  The kitchen has been commandeered to run huge batches of dusty old glassware from the Ratter through the wash.  I have a three foot high pile of clothes and vintage linens in another corner, and the loveseat is covered with toddler boy clothes (Nod's mother sent them).  Mostly, I am just squinting, taking a deep breath, and prising things.  Sometimes it hurts.  Sometimes it's a relief.  Sometimes I snatch something back as from the flames.

I probably need counseling.

Every Occupation Has Its Tedious Side

That brisk and handsomely shaven junior executive on the station platform is as much at the mercy of occupational hazards as are we. Little annoyances will hinder him all day, too. A typist is inefficient. An order does not come through. An advertising campaign has not pleased the head of the company. His chief has a temper tantrum. The weather is bad, the car will not start, his pen runs out of ink, a memo is mislaid, he is rebuked by a customer, lunch is unappetizing. The difference between him and us lies in two things only: he is doing his job in a different atmosphere from the one where he sleeps and puts down roots, and he has been trained from boyhood not to complain. In other words, he has been taught the dignity of work. He is pleased to be a professional. If girls could be so trained and taught, perhaps the day-by-day vicissitudes of being a housewife, good at her trade, might seem less like the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune and more like simple obstacles to be overcome.
Phyllis McGinley, Sixpence in her Shoe

Assorted Trifles for The End of June

Rejoice, rejoice! The Striderling finally is back on the growth chart- the second percentile!!!  He weights 14 pounds and 6 ounces, having gained over a pound in a month, which is fabulous for him.  


The HG has found a source of peaches for .77 a pound. Mmm. How would you preserve them?


Don't forget, tomorrow we'll start reading/sharing Open Heart, Open Home. Be prepared to share and discuss from the first two chapters.  And Thursday we will want you to share your picnic recipes for a Four Moms Link up!


We are having a yard sale, starting Thursday.  I am cleaning out my garage.


These coconut molasses wunderbars get more delicious as they sit- unlike other bar cookies.  They are getting moister and the flavors are blending together.  I like them more than anybody else, but we also had several other desserts leftover from the singing, and Granny Tea's pineapple cake and a sour cream bundt cake were more popular with the heathen.


This weekend we had the little boys (Friday thru Monday)


Pip & Striderling at the music festival

We had a singing. They got to spend time with several old friends that they really love and enjoy. They got to stay up late.
They played with the toy trains.
They rode in the golf cart
They picked and ate wild berries (blackberries or black raspberries)
They got in our pool and went from screaming (seriously, in terror) clutching at my neck, insisting they were going to die, and happily doing tricks in the inflatable ring thingy that goes around their waists in about five minutes. Went 'swimming' four times before going home.
Went to church with us, had Bible classes, which they love.
 Played with the Dread Pirate, the Lady bug, and Striderling.  
looked at minnows the FYB caught in the creek and transferred to the pond by the house. 
caught fireflies
wrestled with the FYB
Tried to catch toads.
Watched the tiny toad the FYb caught and put in a tank in our living room (it's the size of my fingernail)
Watched our venus flytrap catch and eat a fly.
Went with Pip, the HG, and Striderling to a very, very cool bluegrass/folk music festival, heard live music, talked to live musicians 
Listened to multiple books and several extempore stories from the FYB and the HM

So Sunday night when they called their mother, what do you think Nod wanted to talk about more than anything else, with great excitement and a full accounting of every single detail?

The blue porta potties at the music festival.

Delta and Saudi Arabia Story

Retracted.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Links

For two decades greens have arrogated to themselves the authority of science and wrapped themselves in the arrogant certainty of self-righteous contempt for those who oppose them.  They have equated skepticism about their incoherent and contradictory policy proposals with hatred of science and attacked their critics as the soulless hired shills of the oil companies, happy to ruin humanity for the sake of some corporate largesse.



You can be a leading environmentalist and fail to pay all of your taxes.  You can be a leading environmentalist and be unkind to your aged mother.  You can be a leading environmentalist and squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle, park in the handicapped spots at the mall or scribble angry marginal notes in library books.
But you cannot be a leading environmentalist who hopes to lead the general public into a long and difficult struggle for sacrifice and fundamental change if your own conduct is so flagrantly inconsistent with the green gospel you profess.  If the heart of your message is that the peril of climate change is so imminent and so overwhelming that the entire political and social system of the world must change, now, you cannot fly on private jets.  You cannot own multiple mansions.  You cannot even becomeenormously rich investing in companies that will profit if the policies you advocate are put into place.

California tried to ban the sale of violent video games (to minors?), the Supreme Court overturns the ban, Aaron Worthing notes that this is because corporate speech is protected speech (just as your speech or mine is).

TSA, protecting the nation from 95 year old wheelchair bound leukemia sufferers in adult diapers.  Disgusting.

Monetizing the debt- coming soon to a country near you.



Flooding in Minot- American Thinker article raises interesting question.

Activists allege that U2 campaigns for governments to do more for the poor of the world (which requires government income, which comes from taxes), while actively working to avoid taxes on their hundreds of millions in their home country.


Fact 1. A mild warming of about 0.5 degrees Celsius (well within previous natural temperature variations) occurred between 1979 and 1998, and has been followed by slight global cooling over the past 10 years. Ergo, dangerous global warming is not occurring.
Fact 2. Between 2001 and 2010 global average temperature decreased by 0.05 degrees, over the same time that atmospheric carbon dioxide levels increased by 5 per cent. Ergo, carbon dioxide emissions are not driving dangerous warming.[...
Fact 4. Closing down the whole Australian industrial economy might result in the prevention of about 0.02 degrees of warming. Reducing emissions by 5 per cent by 2020 (the government's target) will avert an even smaller warming of about 0.002 degrees. Ergo, cutting Australian emissions will make no measurable difference to global climate.


Read more: 
http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/politics/an-inconvenient-fallacy-20110626-1glmu.html#ixzz1QW2Ed3IC

Aww stufy finds:

  knowing more about science, and being better at mathematical reasoning, was related to more climate science skepticism and denial--rather than less.

Chris Mooney (AGW true believer) hardest hit:
 It’s funny how this high-level intellectual firepower is always used in service of debunking—rather than affirming or improving—mainstream science. But the fact is, if you go to blogs like WattsUpWithThat or Climate Audit, you certainly don’t find scientific and mathematical illiterates doubting climate change. Rather, you find scientific and mathematical sophisticates itching to blow holes in each new study.

You know what I find 'funny?'  The fact that Chris Mooney doesn't blink when he reveals that falsification of a theory or hypothesis, finding a flaw in an experiment or in research is not part of good science in his world.

He even notes that this is actually the fifth study indicating the same thing.

Tales from the Day Care Days, Sherlock

The story of Ranger, whose mother dropped him off and forgot to tell me he didn't speak English, is here.  Sherlock was Ranger's older brother, typical of firstborns everywhere in that he felt responsible for his little brother, and always kept an eye on him while they were at our house. He helped with all the younger children.  We have photographs of Sherlock holding our FYG in his lap and helping her ride our rocking horse (she was not yet 3, and the rocking horse was handmade and offbalance, tending to 'buck' kids who rocked too hard).  

He started kindergarten the year he was in my care, and his mother asked me to do his 'homework' with him, because the kindergarten said he was a bit behind.  I incorporated his needs into my daycare program, so together we worked on helping learn to identify shapes, the letters of the alphabet, and more.  I also fed the boys breakfast and lunch when they were at my house, as well as a snack- and I was careful about what I fed the children in my care- always whole wheat bread, no sweetened drinks, snacks were things like fruit, popcorn, cheese, granola bars- and the cheese would be cut into the shape of the day.

Their mother was going to college, playing basketball for the school, and also very involved in tribal functions. She made jewelry that her tribe sold through some venue or other, decorated traditional tribal clothing with her beadwork, and was active in a traditional Indian dance group which performed at a large powwow in a nearby state each year.  It did not occur to me to point out that at a dollar an hour, his mother really didn't pay me enough to assign me Sherlock's homework, I was just young, dumb, and eager to help.  After all, she was a native American and we'd stolen her land, and I was a stay at home housewife who was only able to do so because I was lucky.  I'm pretty sure watching Donahue every afternoon had caused temporary brain damage.

I kept Sherlock (and a dozen other kids) every day, but after a while, his younger brother Ranger only came about three days a week. I think their mother kept Ranger with her on her days off from school, but since I lived closer to Sherlock's school (and I now suspect she'd used my address to get him into that school), and he went to school every day, they dropped him off at my house every morning, he'd walk to school, and then walk back to my house after school.

Their mother also had a live-in boyfriend who was, like my husband, active duty air-force.  He was either the same rank as my husband or one stripe above.  In the military you all know how much everybody else makes, it's all in the annual pay chart.  This means that if I'd thought about it, I would have realized that I wasn't a stay at home mom because I was 'luckier' than her, but because I wanted it more than she did.

I haven't gotten to the worst incident yet, but before I do I want to stress that I liked her immensely on a person to person level.  She was a year or two younger than I was, but Sherlock was 2 1/2 years older than my oldest.  She'd gotten pregnant in high school, forgone a basketball scholarship she'd been offered, dropped out, married Sherlock's dad, and then when that marriage failed, she attempted to pick up where she left off.  She got another basketball scholarship to a small school in our state, moved out here, was going to college, having fun, reliving the opportunities she thought she'd lost.  She was friendly, warm, engaging, interesting to talk to.  She loved her culture and traditions and was willing to talk to me at length about them, about her life growing up, and she was interested in me, too.  She wasn't a con artist, I don't think she even meant to 'take advantage' of me (this wasn't true of all my clients).  She was young, new in town, probably a little lonely herself. They didn't have a telephone, so she couldn't easily keep in touch with her friends and family back home (way before the internet days).  When she picked the boys up she'd come in and sit for an hour or more and we'd visit.  She was funny, too.  As a friend, I thought she was lovely.
As a mother, not so much.  She did obviously love her boys, but she wasn't exactly responsible about them, as evidenced by her behavior the first time we met.   She was very happy go lucky about her parenting, about her life in general.

And she trusted her live in boyfriend too much.  I think he liked Ranger, who was, after all, 2 and cute- an adorably sturdy little boy who took after his mother and had wavy black locks down to his elbows, and he didn't talk much (even after he learned English). Sherlock was five.  I guess he looked more like his father.  He talked.  He was a little more complicated.  I think that, at best, the boyfriend tolerated Sherlock.  He also had no kids of his own and didn't really know much about them.

Shortly before I closed down my home daycare, Sherlock started getting dropped off earlier and earlier- without anybody calling to check with me first to see if that would be okay.  His mother would be apologetic, something had come up, her car was in the shop and she had to use her boyfriend's car before he left for work, whatever, but instead of arriving at 8, Sherlock showed up a few mornings at 7.  Then there were several mornings when he showed up at 6.

And then one morning somebody started knocking at my door at 5 a.m.  My husband worked nights and we didn't go to bed until after midnight.  I had a one year old and a two year old.  I wasn't awake or dressed at 5 a.m.  I had not gotten a phone call asking if 5 a.m. would work for me.  I knew they didn't have a phone, but she'd used a payphone to call me before, I figured she could use one again.  And that morning I just suddenly decided that this situation was intolerable.  I wasn't going to get up and go to the door. If they did not have the courtesy to call me, I needn't feel obligated to get up and get the door at 5 a.m.  I ignored the knocking and rolled over and went back to sleep.  The intermittent knocking continued for about the next thirty minutes.  "These people," I fumed.  "They just will not give up and go away.  Fine.  I am going to give her a piece of my mind."  I rolled out of bed, stuffed my feet into slippers, and pulled on a robe.  It was cold- we kept the heat down to save money, and we did live in New Mexico, but it was the high desert, and there was snow on the ground.  I stomped to the door, nursing my early morning grouch fest along the way, working myself up (the now more insistent knocking adding fuel to my fire), threw open the door and snarled, "WHAT! IS! IT!!"

Sherlock was standing on my porch by himself, shivering.  His mother's boyfriend had dropped him off and driven away, not even walking him to the door or waiting to see if anybody was up.

Science by Advocacy Group Press Release

It appears IPSO sent out a press release with this claim that an expert panel of scientists say the world's oceans are in a dread decline.

And the media unquestioningly paraphrased it and reprinted it.
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Except the members of the panel of expert scientists mostly aren't scientists.
Even the handful, and I do mean handful, of the members who actually have a degree in science are more activist than scientist, serving on Green Peace, working for the WWF, and so forth.

There are some very interesting ties indeed among these 'scientists' and 'experts.



More here.

Menu plan week of June 26

Breakfasts:
the usual- skillet granola
eggs
Maybe some mulberry muffins

Lunches:
Veggie Burgers (I have some canned black soy beans, which are incredibly low on the glycemic index, to use for this)

Sauteed beet greens with poached eggs (we have a big bag of organic beet greens from a friend's garden)

Curried bean and rice salad, using wild rice and adding some broiled salmon for protein

Basil Walnut dressing over orzo and chicken

Thai Noodle Salad

Leftovers

Dinners

Indian Chicken and Rice

taco casserole

Almond tofu

Turkey picadillo (using half ground turkey and half grated heart)

Salmon soup with sunflower biscuits

Corned Beef (corned beef in crockpost with cabbage and potatoes)

Served as Red Flannel Hash the next night.

Llinked at Menu Plan Mondays

Sunday, June 26, 2011

The Holy War, cont

Four brave generals in Shaddai's army travel to Mansoul with thousands of soldiers.

Now King Shaddai thought good at the first not to send his army by the hand and conduct of brave Emmanuel, his son, but under the hand of some of his servants, to see first by them the temper of Mansoul, and whether they would be won to the obedience of their king. So they came up to Mansoul under the conduct of four stout generals, each man being captain of ten thousand men, and having his standard-bearer.

Having travelled for many days, at the king's cost, not hurting or abusing any, they came within sight of Mansoul, the which, when they saw, the captains could for their hearts do no less than bewail the condition of the town, for they quickly perceived it was prostrate to the will of Diabolus.

Well, before the king's forces had set before Mansoul three days, Captain Boanerges commanded his trumpeter to go down to Eargate to summon Mansoul to give audience to the message he was commanded to deliver, but there was none that appeared to give answer or regard.

Again and again was the summons sounded, till at last the townsmen came up-having first made Eargate as sure as they could. So my lord Incredulity, came up and showed himself over the wall. But when the captain had set eyes on him he cried out aloud, "This is not he; where is my lord Understanding, the ancient mayor of the town of Mansoul?" Then stood forth the four captains, and, taking no notice of the giant Diabolus, each addressed himself to the town of Mansoul; but their brave speeches the town refused to hear, yet the sound thereof beat against Eargate, though the force thereof could not break it open.
That's both a bit of background review and an overview of where we're reading next. So now the four captains reach Mansoul, each with his own colors and banner:

Wherefore they, having received each commander his authority at the hand of their King, the day being appointed, and the place of their rendezvous prefixed, each commander appeared in such gallantry as became his cause and calling. So, after a new entertainment from Shaddai, with flying colours they set forward to march towards the famous town of Mansoul. Captain Boanerges led the van, Captain Conviction and Captain Judgment made up the main body, and Captain Execution brought up the rear. They then, having a great way to go (for the town of Mansoul was far off from the court of Shaddai), marched through the regions and countries of many people, not hurting or abusing any, but blessing wherever they came. They also lived upon the King’s cost in all the way they went.
You could have an interesting discussion about the four captains and their names. It's also significant that the Lord's army has no collateral damage.

Having travelled thus for many days, at last they came within sight of Mansoul; the which when they saw, the captains could for their hearts do no less than for a while bewail the condition of the town; for they quickly saw how that it was prostrate to the will of Diabolus, and to his ways and designs.
Well, to be short, the captains came up before the town, march up to Ear -gate, sit down there (for that was the place of hearing). So, when they had pitched their tents and entrenched themselves, they addressed themselves to make their assault.
Now the townsfolk at first, beholding so gallant a company, so bravely accoutred, and so excellently disciplined, having on their glittering armour, and displaying of their flying colours, could not but come out of their houses and gaze. But the cunning fox Diabolus, fearing that the people, after this sight, should, on a sudden summons, open the gates to the captains, came down with all haste from the castle, and made them retire into the body of the town, who, when he had them there, made this lying and deceivable speech unto them:
‘Gentlemen,’ quoth he, ‘although you are my trusty and well-beloved friends, yet I cannot but a little chide you for your late uncircumspect action, in going out to gaze on that great and mighty force that but yesterday sat down before, and have now entrenched themselves in order to the maintaining of a siege against the famous town of Mansoul. Do you know who they are, whence they come, and what is their purpose in sitting down before the town of Mansoul? They are they of whom I have told you long ago, that they would come to destroy this town, and against whom I have been at the cost to arm you with cap-a-pie for your body, besides great fortifications for your mind. Wherefore, then, did you not rather, even at the first appearance of them, cry out, Fire the beacons, and give the whole town an alarm concerning them, that we might all have been in a posture of defence, and been ready to have received them with the highest acts of defiance? Then had you showed yourselves men to my liking; whereas, by what you have done, you have made me half afraid-I say, half afraid-that when they and we shall come to push a pike, I shall find you want courage to stand it out any longer. Wherefore have I commanded a watch, and that you should double your guards at the gates? Wherefore have I endeavoured to make you as hard as iron, and your hearts as a piece of the nether millstone? Was it, think you, that you might show yourselves women, and that you might go out like a company of innocents to gaze on your mortal foes? Fie, fie! put yourselves into a posture of defence, beat up the drum, gather together in warlike manner, that our foes may know that, before they shall conquer this corporation, there are valiant men in the town of Mansoul.
‘I will leave off now to chide, and will not further rebuke you; but I charge you, that henceforwards you let me see no more such actions. Let not henceforward a man of you, without order first obtained from me, so much as show his head over the wall of the town of Mansoul. You have now heard me; do as I have commanded, and you shall cause me that 1 dwell securely with you, and that I take care, as for myself, so for your safety and honour also. Farewell.’
When the foundation of your stronghold over people is a series of lies, naturally, you are afraid to let those people have a glimpse or hear even a word or two of the truth.

Now were the townsmen strangely altered; they were as men stricken with a panic fear; they ran to and fro through the streets of the town of Mansoul, crying out, ‘Help, help! the men that turn the world upside down are come hither also.’ Nor could any of them be quiet after; but still, as men bereft of wit, they cried out, ‘The destroyers of our peace and people are come.’ This went down with Diabolus. ‘Ah,’ quoth he to himself, ‘this I like well: now it is as I would have it; now you show your obedience to your prince. Hold you but here, and then let them take the town if they can.’
So often do we hail as deliverance that which enslaves, and consider ourselves unfairly burdened by the truth which sets men free.

Well, before the King’s forces had sat before Mansoul three days, Captain Boanerges commanded his trumpeter to go down to Ear-gate, and there, in the name of the great Shaddai, to summon Mansoul to give audience to the message that he, in his Master’s name, was to them commanded to deliver. So the trumpeter, whose name was Take-heed-what-you-hear, went up, as he was commanded to Ear-gate, and there sounded his trumpet for a hearing; but there was none that appeared that gave answer or regard, for so had Diabolus commanded. So the trumpeter returned to his captain, and told him what he had done, and also how he had sped; whereat the captain was grieved, but bid the trumpeter go to his tent.
Again Captain Boanerges sendeth his trumpeter to Ear-gate, to sound as before for a hearing; but they again kept close, came not out, nor would they give him an answer, so observant were they of the command of Diabolus their king.
Then the captains and other field officers called a council of war, to consider what further was to be done for the gaining of the town of Mansoul; and, after some close and thorough debate upon the contents of their commissions, they concluded yet to give to the town, by the hand of the forenamed trumpeter, another summons to hear; but if that shall be refused, said they, and that the town shall stand it out still, then they determined, and bid the trumpeter tell them so, that they would endeavour, by what means they could to compel them by force to the obedience of their King
So Captain Boanerges commanded his trumpeter to go up to Ear-gate again, and, in the name of the great King Shaddai, to give it a very loud summons to come down without delay to Ear-gate, there to give audience to the King’s most noble captains. So the trumpeter went, and did as he was commanded: he went up to Ear-gate, and sounded his trumpet, and gave a third summons to Mansoul. He said, moreover, that if this they should still refuse to do, the captains of his Prince would with might come down upon them, and endeavour to reduce them to their obedience by force.
Again Bunyan demonstrates his understanding of the truth that liars cannot countenance hearing even a word of dissent.

Then stood up my Lord Willbewill, who was the governor of the town (this Willbewill was that apostate of whom mention was made before), and the keeper of the gates of Mansoul. He therefore, with big and ruffling words, demanded of the trumpeter who he was, whence he came, and what was the cause of his making so hideous a noise at the gate, and speaking such insufferable words against the town of Mansoul.
The trumpeter answered, ‘I am servant to the most noble captain, Captain Boanerges, general of the forces of the great King Shaddai, against whom both thyself, with the whole town of Mansoul, have rebelled, and lift up the heel; and my master, the captain, hath a special message to this town, and to thee, as a member thereof; the which if you of Mansoul shall peaceably hear, so; and if not, you must take what follows.’
Then said the Lord Willbewill, ‘I will carry thy words to my lord, and will know what he will say.’
But the trumpeter soon replied, saying, ‘Our message is not to the giant Diabolus, but to the miserable town of Mansoul; nor shall we at all regard what answer by him is made, nor yet by any for him. We are sent to this town to recover it from under his cruel tyranny, and to persuade it to submit, as in former times it did, to the most excellent King Shaddai.’
Then said the Lord Willbewill, ‘I will do your errand to the town.’
The trumpeter then replied, ‘Sir, do not deceive us, lest, in so doing, you deceive yourselves much more.’ He added, moreover, ‘For we are resolved, if in peaceable manner you do not submit yourselves, then to make a war upon you, and to bring you under by force. And of the truth of what I now say, this shall be a sign unto you,—you shall see the black flag, with its hot, burning thunderbolts, set upon the mount to-morrow, as a token of defiance against your prince, and of our resolutions to reduce you to your Lord and rightful King.’
So the said Lord Willbewill returned from off the wall, and the trumpeter came into the camp. When the trumpeter was come into the camp, the captains and officers of the mighty King Shaddai came together to know if he had obtained a hearing, and what was the effect of his errand. So the trumpeter told, saying, ‘When I had sounded my trumpet, and had called aloud to the town for a hearing, my Lord Willbewill, the governor of the town, and he that hath charge of the gates, came up when he heard me sound, and, looking over the wall, he asked me what I was, whence I came, and what was the cause of my making this noise. So I told him my errand, and by whose authority I brought it. “Then,” said he, “I will tell it to the governor and to Mansoul;” and then I returned to my lords.’
Then said the brave Boanerges, ‘Let us yet for a while lie still in our trenches, and see what these rebels will do.’
Now when the time drew nigh that audience by Mansoul must be given to the brave Boanerges and his companions, it was commanded that all the men of war throughout the whole camp of Shaddai should as one man stand to their arms, and make themselves ready, if the town of Mansoul shall hear, to receive it forthwith to mercy; but if not, to force a subjection. So the day being come, the trumpeters sounded, and that throughout the whole camp, that the men of war might be in a readiness for that which then should be the work of the day. But when they that were in the town of Mansoul heard the sound of the trumpets throughout the camp of Shaddai, and thinking no other but that it must be in order to storm the corporation, they at first were put to great consternation of spirit; but after they a little were settled again, they also made what preparation they could for a war, if they did storm; else, to secure themselves.
Well, when the utmost time was come, Boanerges was resolved to hear their answer; wherefore he sent out his trumpeter again to summons Mansoul to a hearing of the message that they had brought from Shaddai. So he went and sounded, and the townsmen came up, but made Ear-gate as sure as they could. Now when they were come up to the top of the wall, Captain Boanerges desired to see the Lord Mayor; but my Lord Incredulity was then Lord Mayor, for he came in the room of my Lord Lustings. So Incredulity came up and showed himself over the wall; but when the Captain Boanerges had set his eyes upon him, he cried out aloud, ‘This is not he: where is my Lord Understanding, the ancient Lord Mayor of the town of Mansoul? for to him I would deliver my message.’
Then said the giant (for Diabolus was also come down) to the captain, ‘Mr. Captain, you have by your boldness given to Mansoul at least four summonses to subject herself to your King, by whose authority I know not, nor will I dispute that now. I ask, therefore, what is the reason of all this ado, or what would you be at if you knew yourselves?’
Then Captain Boanerges, whose were the black colours, and whose scutcheon was the three burning thunderbolts, taking no notice of the giant or of his speech, thus addressed himself to the town of Mansoul: ‘Be it known unto you, O unhappy and rebellious Mansoul, that the most gracious King, the great King Shaddai, my Master, hath sent me unto you with commission’(and so he showed to the town his broad seal) ‘to reduce you to his obedience; and he hath commanded me, in case you yield upon my summons, to carry it to you as if you were my friends or brethren; but he also hath bid, that if, after summons to submit, you still stand out and rebel, we should endeavour to take you by force.’
Then stood forth Captain Conviction, and said (his were the pale colours, and for a scutcheon he had the book of the law wide open, etc.), ‘Hear, O Mansoul! Thou, O Mansoul, wast once famous for innocency, but now thou art degenerated into lies and deceit. Thou hast heard what my brother, the Captain Boanerges, hath said; and it is your wisdom, and will be your happiness, to stoop to, and accept of conditions of peace and mercy when offered, specially when offered by one against whom thou hast rebelled, and one who is of power to tear thee in pieces, for so is Shaddai, our King; nor, when he is angry can anything stand before him. If you say you have not sinned, or acted rebellion against our King, the whole of your doings since the day that you cast off his service (and there was the beginning of your sin) will sufficiently testify against you. What else means your hearkening to the tyrant, and your receiving him for your king? What means else your rejecting of the laws of Shaddai, and your obeying of Diabolus? Yea, what means this your taking up of arms against, and the shutting of your gates upon us, the faithful servants of your King? Be ruled, then, and accept of my brother’s invitation, and overstand not the time of mercy, but agree with thine adversary quickly. Ah! Mansoul, suffer not thyself to be kept from mercy, and to be run into a thousand miseries, by the flattering wiles of Diabolus. Perhaps that piece of deceit may attempt to make you believe that we seek our own profit in this our service; but know it is obedience to our King, and love to your happiness, that is the cause of this undertaking of ours.
‘Again I say to thee, O Mansoul, consider if it be not amazing grace that Shaddai should so humble himself as he doth: now he, by us, reasons with you, in a way of entreaty and sweet persuasions, that you would subject yourselves to him. Has he that need of you that we are sure you have of him? No, no; but he is merciful, and will not that Mansoul should die, but turn to him and live.’
Then stood forth Captain Judgment, whose were the red colours, and for a scutcheon he had the burning fiery furnace, and he said, ‘O ye, the inhabitants of the town of Mansoul, that have lived so long in rebellion and acts of treason against the King Shaddai, know that we come not to-day to this place, in this manner, with our message of our own minds, or to revenge our own quarrel; it is the King, my Master, that hath sent us to reduce you to your obedience to him; the which if you refuse in a peaceable way to yield, we have commission to compel you thereto. And never think of yourselves, nor yet suffer the tyrant Diabolus to persuade you to think, that our King, by his power, is not able to bring you down, and to lay you under his feet; for he is the former of all things, and if he touches the mountains, they smoke. Nor will the gate of the King’s clemency stand always open; for the day that shall burn like an oven is before him; yea, it hasteth greatly, it slumbereth not.
‘O Mansoul, is it little in thine eyes that our King doth offer thee mercy, and that after so many provocations? Yea, he still holdeth out his golden sceptre to thee, and will not yet suffer his gate to be shut against thee: wilt thou provoke him to do it? If so, consider of what I say: to thee it is opened no more forever. If thou sayest thou shalt not see him, yet judgment is before him; therefore trust thou in him. Yea, because there is wrath, beware lest he take thee away with his stroke; then a great ransom cannot deliver thee. Will he esteem thy riches? No, not gold, nor all the forces of strength. He hath prepared his throne for judgment, for he will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebukes with flames of fire. Therefore, O Mansoul, take heed lest, after thou hast fulfilled the judgment of the wicked, justice and judgment should take hold of thee.’
Now while the Captain Judgment was making this oration to the town of Mansoul, it was observed by some that Diabolus trembled; but he proceeded in his parable and said, ‘O thou woful town of Mansoul, wilt thou not yet set open thy gate to receive us, the deputies of thy King, and those that would rejoice to see thee live? Can thine heart endure, or can thy hands be strong, in the day that he shall deal in judgment with thee? I say, canst thou endure to be forced to drink, as one would drink sweet wine, the sea of wrath that our King has prepared for Diabolus and his angels? Consider betimes, consider.’
Then stood forth the fourth captain, the noble Captain Execution, and said, ‘O town of Mansoul, once famous, but now like the fruitless bough, once the delight of the high ones, but now a den for Diabolus, hearken also to me, and to the words that I shall speak to thee in the name of the great Shaddai. Behold, the axe is laid to the root of the trees: every tree, therefore, that bringeth not forth good fruit, is hewn down and cast into the fire.
‘Thou, O town of Mansoul, hast hitherto been this fruitless tree; thou bearest naught but thorns and briers. Thy evil fruit bespeaks thee not to be a good tree; thy grapes are grapes of gall, thy clusters are bitter. Thou hast rebelled against thy King; and, lo! we, the power and force of Shaddai, are the axe that is laid to thy root. What sayest thou? Wilt thou turn? I say again, tell me, before the first blow is given, wilt thou turn? Our axe must first be laid tothy root before it be laid at thy root; it must first be laid tothy root in a way of threatening, before it is laid at thy root by way of execution; and between these two is required thy repentance, and this is all the time that thou hast. What wilt thou do? Wilt thou turn, or shall I smite? If I fetch my blow, Mansoul, down you go; for I have commission to lay my axe atas well as to thy roots, nor will anything but yielding to our King prevent doing of execution. What art thou fit for, O Mansoul, if mercy preventeth not, but to be hewn down, and cast into the fire and burned?
‘O Mansoul, patience and forbearance do not act for ever: a year, or two, or three, they may; but if thou provoke by a three years’rebellion (and thou hast already done more than this), then what follows but, “Cut it down”? nay, “After that thou shalt cut it down.” And dost thou think that these are but threatenings, or that our King has not power to execute his words? Mansoul, thou wilt find that in the words of our King, when they are by sinners made little or light of, there is not only threatening, but burning coals of fire.
‘Thou hast been a cumber-ground long already, and wilt thou continue so still? Thy sin has brought this army to thy walls, and shall it bring it in judgment to do execution into thy town? Thou hast heard what the captains have said, but as yet thou shuttest thy gates. Speak out, Mansoul; wilt thou do so still, or wilt thou accept of conditions of peace?’
These brave speeches of these four noble captains the town of Mansoul refused to hear; yet a sound thereof did beat against Ear-gate, though the force thereof could not break it open. In fine, the town desired a time to prepare their answer to these demands. The captains then told them, that if they would throw out to them one Ill-Pause that was in the town, that they might reward him according to his works, then they would give them time to consider; but if they would not cast him to them over the wall of Mansoul, then they would give them none; ‘for,’ said they, ‘we know that, so long as Ill-Pause draws breath in Mansoul, all good consideration will be confounded, and nothing but mischief will come thereon.’
Then Diabolus, who was there present, being loath to lose his Ill-Pause, because he was his orator (and yet be sure he had, could the captains have laid their fingers on him), was resolved at this instant to give them answer by himself: but then changing his mind, he commanded the then Lord Mayor, the Lord Incredulity, to do it, saying, ‘My lord, do you give these runagates an answer, and speak out, that Mansoul may hear and understand you.’
So Incredulity, at Diabolus’command, began and said, ‘Gentlemen, you have here, as we do behold, to the disturbance of our prince and the molestation of the town of Mansoul, camped against it: but from whence you come, we will not know; and what you are, we will not believe. Indeed, you tell us in your terrible speech that you have this authority from Shaddai; but by what right he commands you to do it, of that we shall yet be ignorant.
‘You have also, by the authority aforesaid, summoned this town to desert her lord, and, for protection, to yield up herself to the great Shaddai, your King; flatteringly telling her, that if she will do it, he will pass by and not charge her with her past offences.
‘Further, you have also, to the terror of the town of Mansoul, threatened with great and sore destructions to punish this corporation, if she consents not to do as your wills would have her.
‘Now, captains, from whencesoever you come, and though your designs be ever so right, yet know ye that neither my lord Diabolus, nor I, his servant, Incredulity, nor yet our brave Mansoul, doth regard either your persons, message, or the King that you say hath sent you. His power, his greatness, his vengeance, we fear not; nor will we yield at all to your summons.
‘As for the war that you threaten to make upon us, we must therein defend ourselves as well as we can; and know ye, that we are not without wherewithal to bid defiance to you; and, in short (for I will not be tedious), I tell you, that we take you to be some vagabond runagate crew, that having shaken off all obedience to your King, have gotten together in tumultuous manner, and are ranging from place to place to see if, through the flatteries you are skilled to make on the one side, and threats wherewith you think to fright on the other, to make some silly town, city, or country, desert their place, and leave it to you; but Mansoul is none of them.
‘To conclude: we dread you not, we fear you not, nor will we obey your summons. Our gates we keep shut upon you, our place we will keep you out of. Nor will we long thus suffer you to sit down before us: our people must live in quiet: your appearance doth disturb them. Wherefore arise with bag and baggage, and begone, or we will let fly from the walls against you.’
This oration, made by old Incredulity, was seconded by desperate Willbewill, in words to this effect: ‘Gentlemen, we have heard your demands, and the noise of your threats, and have heard the sound of your summons; but we fear not your force, we regard not your threats, but will still abide as you found us. And we command you, that in three days’time you cease to appear in these parts, or you shall know what it is once to dare offer to rouse the lion Diabolus when asleep in his town of Mansoul.’
The Recorder, whose name was Forget-Good, he also added as followeth: ‘Gentlemen, my lords, as you see, have with mild and gentle words answered your rough and angry speeches: they have, moreover, in my hearing, given you leave quietly to depart as you came: wherefore, take their kindness and be gone. We might have come out with force upon you, and have caused you to feel the dint of our swords; but as we love ease and quiet ourselves, so we love not to hurt or molest others.’
Then did the town of Mansoul shout for joy, as if by Diabolus and his crew some great advantage had been gotten of the captains. They also rang the bells, and made merry, and danced upon the walls.
Diabolus also returned to the castle, and the Lord Mayor and Recorder to their place; but the Lord Willbewill took special care that the gates should be secured with double guards, double bolts, and double locks and bars; and that Ear-gate especially might the better be looked to, for that was the gate in at which the King’s forces sought most to enter. The Lord Willbewill made one old Mr. Prejudice, an angry and ill-conditioned fellow, captain of the ward at that gate, and put under his power sixty men, called deaf men; men advantageous for that service, forasmuch as they mattered no words of the captains, nor of the soldiers.
Now when the captains saw the answer of the great ones, and that they could not get a hearing from the old natives of the town, and that Mansoul was resolved to give the King’s army battle, they prepared themselves to receive them, and to try it out by the power of the arm. And, first, they made their force more formidable against Ear-gate; for they knew that, unless they could penetrate that, no good could be done upon the town. This done, they put the rest of their men in their places; after which, they gave out the word, which was, ‘YE MUST BE BORN AGAIN.’ Then they sounded. the trumpet; then they in the town made them answer, with shout against shout, charge against charge, and so the battle began. Now they in the town had planted upon the tower over Ear-gate two great guns, the one called High-mind, and the other Heady. Unto these two guns they trusted much: they were cast in the castle by Diabolus’ founder, whose name was Mr. Puff-up, and mischievous pieces they were. But so vigilant and watchful, when the captains saw them, were they, that though sometimes their shot would go by their ears with a whizz, yet they did them no harm. By these two guns the townsfolk made no question but greatly to annoy the camp of Shaddai, and well enough to secure the gate; but they had not much cause to boast of what execution they did, as by what follows will be gathered.
The famous Mansoul had also some other small pieces in it, of the which they made use against the camp of Shaddai.
They from the camp also did as stoutly, and with as much of that as may in truth be called valour, let fly as fast at the town and at Ear-gate; for they saw that, unless they could break open Ear-gate, it would be but in vain to batter the wall. Now the King’s captains had brought with them several slings, and two or three battering-rams; with their slings, therefore, they battered the houses and people of the town, and with their rams they sought to break Ear-gate open.
The camp and the town had several skirmishes and brisk encounters, while the captains with their engines made many brave attempts to break open or beat down the tower that was over Ear-gate, and at the said gate to make their entrance; but Mansoul stood it out so lustily, through the rage of Diabolus, the valour of the Lord Willbewill, and the conduct of old Incredulity, the Mayor, and Mr. Forget-Good, the Recorder, that the charge and expense of that summer’s wars, on the King’s side, seemed to be almost quite lost, and the advantage to return to Mansoul. But when the captains saw how it was, they made a fair retreat, and entrenched themselves in their winter quarters. Now, in this war, you must needs think there was much loss on both sides, of which be pleased to accept of this brief account following.
The King’s captains, when they marched from the court to come up against Mansoul to war, as they came crossing over the country, they happened to light upon three young fellows that had a mind to go for soldiers: proper men they were, and men of courage and skill, to appearance. Their names were Mr. Tradition, Mr. Human-Wisdom, and Mr. Man’s-Invention. So they came up to the captains, and proffered their service to Shaddai. The captains then told them of their design, and bid them not to be rash in their offers; but the young men told them they had considered the thing before, and that hearing they were upon their march for such a design, came hither on purpose to meet them, that they might be listed under their excellencies. Then Captain Boanerges, for that they were men of courage, listed them into his company, and so away they went to the war.
Now, when the war was begun, in one of the briskest skirmishes, so it was, that a company of the Lord Willbewill’s men sallied out at the sally-port or postern of the town, and fell in upon the rear of Captain Boanerges’men, where these three fellows happened to be; so they took them prisoners, and away they carried them into the town, where they had not lain long in durance, but it began to be noised about the streets of the town what three notable prisoners the Lord Willbewill’s men had taken, and brought in prisoners out of the camp of Shaddai. At length tidings thereof were carried to Diabolus to the castle, to wit, what my Lord Willbewill’s men had done, and whom they had taken prisoners.
Then Diabolus called for Willbewill, to know the certainty of this matter. So he asked him, and he told him. Then did the giant send for the prisoners, and, when they were come, demanded of them who they were, whence they came, and what they did in the camp of Shaddai; and they told him. Then he sent them to ward again. Not many days after, he sent for them to him again, and then asked them if they would be willing to serve him against their former captains. They then told him that they did not so much live by religion as by the fates of fortune; and that since his lordship was willing to entertain them, they should be willing to serve him. Now while things were thus in hand, there was one Captain Anything, a great doer, in the town of Mansoul; and to this Captain Anything did Diabolus send these men, and a note under his hand, to receive them into his company: the contents of which letter were thus:—
‘Anything, my darling,—The three men that are the bearers of this letter have a desire to serve me in the war: nor know I better to whose conduct to commit them than to thine. Receive them, therefore, in my name, and, as need shall require, make use of them against Shaddai and his men. Farewell.’
So they came, and he received them; and he made of two of them sergeants; but he made Mr. Man’s-Invention his ancient-bearer. But thus much for this, and now to return to the camp.
They of the camp did also some execution upon the town; for they did beat down the roof of the Lord Mayor’s house, and so laid him more open than he was before. They had almost, with a sling, slain my Lord Willbewill outright; but he made a shift to recover again. But they made a notable slaughter among the aldermen, for with one only shot they cut off six of them; to wit, Mr. Swearing, Mr. Whoring, Mr. Fury, Mr. Stand-to-Lies, Mr. Drunkenness, and Mr. Cheating.
They also dismounted the two guns that stood upon the tower over Ear-gate, and laid them flat in the dirt. I told you before that the King’s noble captains had drawn off to their winter quarters, and had there entrenched themselves and their carriages, so as with the best advantage to their King, and the greatest annoyance to the enemy, they might give seasonable and warm alarms to the town of Mansoul. And this design of them did so hit, that I may say they did almost what they would to the molestation of the corporation. For now could not Mansoul sleep securely as before, nor could they now go to their debaucheries with that quietness as in times past; for they had from the camp of Shaddai such frequent, warm, and terrifying alarms, yea, alarms upon alarms, first at one gate and then at another, and again at all the gates at once, that they were broken as to former peace. Yea, they had their alarms so frequently, and that when the nights were at longest, the weather coldest, and so consequently the season most unseasonable, that that winter was to the town of Mansoul a winter by itself. Sometimes the trumpets would sound, and sometimes the slings would whirl the stones into the town. Sometimes ten thousand of the King’s soldiers would be running round the walls of Mansoul at midnight, shouting and lifting up the voice for the battle. Sometimes, again, some of them in the town would be wounded, and their cry and lamentable voice would be heard, to the great molestation of the now languishing town of Mansoul. Yea, so distressed with those that laid siege against them were they, that, I dare say, Diabolus, their king, had in these days his rest much broken.
In these days, as I was informed, new thoughts, and thoughts that began to run counter one to another, began to possess the minds of the men of the town of Mansoul. Some would say, ‘There is no living thus.’ Others would then reply, ‘This will be over shortly.’ Then would a third stand up and answer, ‘Let us turn to the King Shaddai, and so put an end to these troubles.’ And a fourth would come in with a fear, saying, ‘I doubt he will not receive us.’ The old gentleman, too, the Recorder, that was so before Diabolus took Mansoul, he also began to talk aloud, and his words were now to the town of Mansoul as if they were great claps of thunder. No noise now so terrible to Mansoul as was his, with the noise of the soldiers and shoutings of the captains.
Also things began to grow scarce in Mansoul; now the things that her soul lusted after were departing from her. Upon all her pleasant things there was a blast, and burning instead of beauty. Wrinkles now, and some shows of the shadow of death, were upon the inhabitants of Mansoul. And now, O how glad would Mansoul have been to have enjoyed quietness and satisfaction of mind, though joined with the meanest condition in the world!
The captains also, in the deep of this winter, did send by the mouth of Boanerges’ trumpeter a summons to Mansoul to yield up herself to the King, the great King Shaddai. They sent it once, and twice, and thrice; not knowing but that at some times there might be in Mansoul some willingness to surrender up themselves unto them, might they but have the colour of an invitation to do it under. Yea, so far as I could gather, the town had been surrendered up to them before now, had it not been for the opposition of old Incredulity, and the fickleness of the thoughts of my Lord Willbewill. Diabolus also began to rave; wherefore Mansoul, as to yielding, was not yet all of one mind; therefore they still lay distressed under these perplexing fears.
I told you but now that they of the King’s army had this winter sent three times to Mansoul to submit herself.
The first time the trumpeter went, he went with words of peace, telling them that the captains, the noble captains of Shaddai, did pity and bewail the misery of the now perishing town of Mansoul, and were troubled to see them so much to stand in the way of their own deliverance. He said, moreover, that the captains bid him tell them, that if now poor Mansoul would humble herself and turn, her former rebellions and most notorious treasons should by their merciful King be forgiven them, yea, and forgotten too. And having bid them beware that they stood not in their own way, that they opposed not themselves, nor made themselves their own losers, he returned again into the camp.
The second time the trumpeter went, he did treat them a little more roughly; for, after sound of trumpet, he told them that their continuing in their rebellion did but chafe and heat the spirit of the captains, and that they were resolved to make a conquest of Mansoul, or to lay their bones before the town walls.
He went again the third time, and dealt with them yet more roughly; telling them that now, since they had been so horribly profane, he did not know, not certainly know, whether the captains were inclining to mercy or judgment. ‘Only,’ said he, ‘they commanded me to give you a summons to open the gates unto them.’ So he returned, and went into the camp.
These three summonses, and especially the last two, did so distress the town that they presently call a consultation, the result of which was this—That my Lord Willbewill should go up to Ear-gate, and there, with sound of trumpet, call to the captains of the camp for a parley. Well, the Lord Willbewill sounded upon the wall; so the captains came up in their harness, with their ten thousands at their feet. The townsmen then told the captains that they had heard and considered their summons, and would come to an agreement with them, and with their King Shaddai, upon such certain terms, articles, and propositions as, with and by the order of their prince, they to them were appointed to propound; to wit, they would agree upon these grounds to be one people with them.
1. If that those of their own company, as the now Lord Mayor and their Mr. Forget-Good, with their brave Lord Willbewill, might, under Shaddai, be still the governors of the town, castle, and gates of Mansoul.
2. Provided that no man that now serveth under their great giant Diabolus be by Shaddai cast out of house, harbour, or the freedom that he hath hitherto enjoyed in the famous town of Mansoul.
3. That it shall be granted them, that they of the town of Mansoul shall enjoy certain of their rights and privileges; to wit, such as have formerly been granted them, and that they have long lived in the enjoyment of, under the reign of their king Diabolus, that now is, and long has been, their only lord and great defender.
4. That no new law, officer, or executioner of law or office, shall have any power over them, without their own choice and consent.
‘These be our propositions, or conditions of peace; and upon these terms,’ said they, ‘we will submit to your King.’
But when the captains had heard this weak and feeble offer of the town of Mansoul, and their high and bold demands, they made to them again, by their noble captain, the Captain Boanerges, this speech following:—
‘O ye inhabitants of the town of Mansoul, when I heard your trumpet sound for a parley with us, I can truly say I was glad; but when you said you were willing to submit yourselves to our King and Lord, then I was yet more glad; but when, by your silly provisos and foolish cavils, you laid the stumbling-block of your iniquity before your own faces, then was my gladness turned into sorrows and my hopeful beginnings of your return, into languishing fainting fears.
‘I count that old Ill-Pause, the ancient enemy of Mansoul, did draw up those proposals that now you present us with as terms of an agreement; but they deserve not to be admitted to sound in the ear of any man that pretends to have service for Shaddai. We do therefore jointly, and that with the highest disdain, refuse and reject such things, as the greatest of iniquities.
‘But, O Mansoul, if you will give yourselves into our hands, or rather into the hands of our King, and will trust him to make such terms with and for you as shall seem good in his eyes (and I dare say they shall be such as you shall find to be most profitable to you), then we will receive you, and be at peace with you; but if you like not to trust yourselves in the arms of Shaddai our King, then things are but where they were before, and we know also what we have to do.’
Then cried out old Incredulity, the Lord Mayor, and said, ‘And who, being out of the hands of their enemies, as ye see we are now, will be so foolish as to put the staff out of their own hands into the hands of they know not who? I, for my part, will never yield to so unlimited a proposition. Do we know the manner and temper of their King? It is said by some that he will be angry with his subjects if but the breadth of an hair they chance to step out of the way; and by others, that he requireth of them much more than they can perform. Wherefore, it seems, O Mansoul, to be thy wisdom to take good heed what thou dost in this matter; for if you once yield, you give up yourselves to another, and so you are no more your own. Wherefore, to give up yourselves to an unlimited power, is the greatest folly in the world; for now you indeed may repent, but can never justly complain. But do you indeed know, when you are his, which of you he will kill, and which of you he will save alive; or whether he will not cut off every one of us, and send out of his own country another new people, and cause them to inhabit this town?’
This speech of the Lord Mayor undid all, and threw flat to the ground their hopes of an accord. Wherefore the captains returned to their trenches, to their tents, and to their men, as they were: and the Mayor to the castle and to his king.

I like the workbook exercise here of matching general to standard bearer, shield, , and flag.